Directly opposite my hotel is a back alley that is the stereotype for tv shows where the cops find another body murdered. ha ha Theres a bar called the ringside down it, it has the oldest liquor licence in columbus and is half the size of bananas and makes bananas look like buckingham palace, they were shooting a video with 2 rappers dancing in this alley so you can imagine it looks the part. Fuck it i thought, youve been in some dive bars in your time but nothing that looks as bad as this so i had to give it a go, fuck me it was rough. Anyway i got talking to this guy who was one of the main boys of the hudson street hooligans who told me about how they had a tear up with west hams firm a few seasons ago, I dont know how i kept a straight face because west hams firm wouldnt start a punch up infront of cops with guns 4000 miles away from home, they would organise a meet out of sight and then beat the fuck out of you, but hey he was adament they were the real deal cockney boys and the hudson street hooligans aint nothing to be messed with, i finished my beer and wished the fruitcake adieu, what a frickin looney.ha ha West hams boys up against the HSH, FOOKEN HELL thats like throwing me in the ring with merryweather.